ok .. i am pretty impressed by the technical aspects as well as the courage of the director to take such a cliched storyline in hollywood ( may be not in kollywood.). Let me take u in to much hyped 'Tamil Avatar'..
A team with three highlights a tombboy, a cutie and "the man" who sets for an adventure-semi-romantic ride to some remote location around bay of bengal circle.
Danger 1 : Lands in an island -> as usual, attacks are triggered strangely by glossy-pink colored flashy cool water beings...Frankly this might be the coolest being i have ever seen attacking humans .. anyway this was distinct from the horrifyfing teeths of piranhas or sharks we usually are familiar with. Out of the box thinking by any guy whom i like to meet with to know about such cool disasters are still in his kitty.As usual trio escapes .. Some extra artists are down.. Courtesy: Pirahna,Jaws
Danger 2:The attack of tribals : Counter attack by the explorers portrays the shooting skills of Indian LaraCroft whose desert eagle (assumption) ,i beleive was filled with infinite cartridges that comes handy in terminating red skinned tribals.It was like this tomboy was protecting the whole bunch of highly trained commandos (with machine guns) from the suicide-batch of tribals (with spears).Some extra artists with tribals are down..As usual trio escapes .. Followed by an item number in crazy sets and outfits .....Courtesy: TombRaider
Danger 3:Snake Attack :Travel continued to some Snake palace .Now we come to know that the cutie has got a magical palm-leaf engraving that predicts the imminent dangers and the strategies against them to reach the holy land.Was a bit surprised by the divine enlightenment at this point,if had happned before, team might had bypassed Danger1 and Danger2.But i dodnt want that to happen since i would have missed the cool creatures in scene 1. The next was that of snakes .As usual everybody disowns her claim but I/we started to await for snake attack .the director didnot made us to wait ..snakes started popping from all directions which are discovered by human racw. Now we can see "the man" suddenly loading the cutie in his back (like vikrammaditya-weetaala unique style to be specific) .There was nothing wrong in this as this specific cutie need to be saved as 'the man' finds her as a potential candidate for the vacant position of a lover.Now we see the tomboy suddenly screaming out from the tent scaring some of the snakes in the vicinity . Didnt understand what took her soo long to come out, may be she was ******* with any commandos inside .Starts Snake shooting .. Poor snakes ..Now she sees "the man" with cutie .. frustrated jumps into his back (remember he is carrying 50 + 60 = 110 kgs). Now "the man" really became the man who is seen to be carrying the babes WoW .... Now the snakes seeing this outrageous scene faints and not able to watch more of those scenes goes back to hit the normal guys.Some snakes (might be female ones) were jealous of this man, finally decides to go to dominate him.But they were too late, by the time the trio jumped to the deep water.Luckily we didnt had water-snakes.So as usual trio escapes .. Some extra artists are down..Courtesy:Snakes in the plane
Danger4: Environmental Factors: I think no-one will be having doubts whether the trio survived from the fall or not.Also i think this period might be the mating time for the Coolest-pink flashy water beings as they were also not seen round.Probably there wont be any movie in the world where the lead dies after falling into water . Yes.. Water seems to be the last resort for all who are born as playwriters to rise their characters back, like phoenix . From here its going to be a bit steamy.To end your wait its the external chill factor and hugging that comes into play.To be precise i think the coolest waters in asia made the cutie sick and to cough that got echoed in the cage where the trio made a temporary halt.WoW every boys dream situation ..... Okay now my intelligent man asks the cutie to bind him so that she can escape the very normal chill caused due to very normal rainfall that we are all used to .. What an idea Sirjii . After a pseudo show of denial , she readily accepted the offer.ok great ..girls got feelings too ..if not she would not have neglected the other girl for this act who eventually is shown to have not other way but to glue to the rear side of "the man" to feel the warmth .So our sandwiched guy lies in the comfort of girls legs kept over his potentially immflammable area which also helps "the man" to hide his asset overshooting vertically that might have happened in real case too...Lights offf !!! The typical indian way to end all intimate scenes. WHat the !@#$%^& ! was the uncool words from cool guys out there.
Danger5&6:Hunger-Thirst and desert trap : to be continued......
